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Grand Wizard Lord Peperdil:       “Quickly! Use flame torch!”

Succubus Tessirael:         “…what?”

Peperdil:              “I told you to use an attack!”

Tess:      “You NAMED everything I can do?!”

Peperdil:              “Well that one book already named most of it, but they missed the important bits…”

Tess:      “THAT’S THE KAMA SUTRA, YOU IDIOT! HOW DID YOU BECOME A WIZARD LORD?!”

Peperdil:              “Look, are you going to use flame torch, or not?!”

Tess:      “It’s a blue slime! It’s too low level to so much as chew on your stupid robe!”

Peperdil:              “That’s not stopping it trying, is it! Just burn the blasted thing!”

Tess:      “…you know what? Fine. Hold still…”
  • Listening to: Dragonforce - Soldiers of the Wasteland
  • Playing: with my new mouse
  • Eating: my old mouse
   “What is this?!”

   Absathor jerked and cringed as his horns tore through the fresh plaster in the ceiling. “Vedianna, what a pleasant surprise.”

   Vedianna slammed both hands down on the desk and snarled across it; “You absolute BASTARD! Do you have any idea how much damage this has done to my kind?!”

   “What are you talking about?” Absathor asked with a cavernous grin.

   Vedianna’s claws peeled through the steel desktop. “You KNOW what I mean, you overgrown dinosaur puncher! That absolute psycho you got HALF A NATION to support! He’s feeding your kind millions of people worth of emotional energy, and stifling my kind in the process!”

   The enormous pit fiend let out an avalanche of a laugh. “Your kind feed on weak, soft emotion. People addicted to you don’t even damage one another. Why should I care?”

   “At least tell me how you did it‼ How in the name of The Lie did you get them all to support him?!”

   Absathor leaned forward so that his foremost fangs nearly bumped the succubus’ nose. “My dear: there is no depth to which you cannot push a man, if he is afraid.”
Absolute Truth
this sort of popped into my head while i was waking up this morning (i blame having global news playing all night in the lobby outside my office).
i normally don't go blathering my political views all over, but this election cycle is so epically fucked up that i cannot in good conscience not say SOMETHING about it.
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Grand Wizard Lord Peperdil:       “Hmmm… very well, you do suck like an elven whore, so I suppose I can see about removing some of the restraining spells from you…”

Succubus Tessirael:         “Yay!”

Peperdil:              “But first, you will have to retrieve my [GREATER SPELLBOOK] (volume nine) from the GOBLINS OF THE UMBERSINE FOREST, who stole it from me‼!”

Tess:      “…the Umbersine forest burned down fifty three years ago…”

Peperdil:              “Eh? …oh, yes! I left it in the DREAD LORD OCTENTIUS’ DARK FORTRESS!”

Tess:      “He’s dead; it collapsed.”

Peperdil:              “Oh… perhaps I…”

Tess:      “IT’S RIGHT THERE ON THE TABLE YOU SENILE OLD FUCK‼!”

Peperdil:              “Ah! Right! Fetch it for me, will you?”

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this took... well... a month. too long. anyway...
Starbound is a fun game, and Niekitty lovesss be meat eaty fffloran. yesss.
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it really is a little shockingly mortifying to get caught doing a strip tease to an imaginary audience in the shower... im not sure why, but it really is.

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Grand Wizard Lord Peperdil:       “Quickly! Use flame torch!”

Succubus Tessirael:         “…what?”

Peperdil:              “I told you to use an attack!”

Tess:      “You NAMED everything I can do?!”

Peperdil:              “Well that one book already named most of it, but they missed the important bits…”

Tess:      “THAT’S THE KAMA SUTRA, YOU IDIOT! HOW DID YOU BECOME A WIZARD LORD?!”

Peperdil:              “Look, are you going to use flame torch, or not?!”

Tess:      “It’s a blue slime! It’s too low level to so much as chew on your stupid robe!”

Peperdil:              “That’s not stopping it trying, is it! Just burn the blasted thing!”

Tess:      “…you know what? Fine. Hold still…”
  • Listening to: Dragonforce - Soldiers of the Wasteland
  • Playing: with my new mouse
  • Eating: my old mouse

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:icondmf0:
dmf0 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks of for the watch niekitty :)
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niekitty Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2016
No problem; i'm loving the stories. =^^=
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dmf0 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2016  Professional Digital Artist
thanks niekitty,
glad you like it :)
more coming soon
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2016
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niekitty Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2016
thankyu. =^^=
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Sure thing, good one at that?
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Carlos-the-G Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, thanks for the watch!
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niekitty Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2015
Not a problem!!
I'm good at watching... *stares*
(until something shiny moves)
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
Thanks for the watch kitty cat, don't work yourself too hard
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